Mirage Chasers Prints

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

"Try thinking about something else."

Breakthrough

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Letter writing lady.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Tango

"Now how did she know?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Desert Mirage

Dreams

Bookworm Romance

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

The weight of winning gold.

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

The Manifestation of Dreams

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."