Mirage Seeker Prints

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Signpost in desertwith all directions showing mirage

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Mirage 10miles

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Inkwell Genie.

Hospital Departments

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

'It's Blurred.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Desert Mirage

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Question authority"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'