Philosophical Sages Gifts

Old man talking about how his attitude to politics has changed with age

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Justice

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Bishop with a crozier case.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Manspreading in Art

God finger

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'