Theoretical Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for your dedicated theoretical sage? Explore our collection of clever, thought-provoking products designed to inspire curiosity and celebrate the love of deep thinking. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal item that captures their passion for ideas, science, and philosophy. Brighten their day with a gift that embraces their inquisitive spirit and showcases their love for all things theoretical. Gift a smile to your scholarly thinker today!

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"So, you write a blog on leadership but you have never led anyone or anything?"

"So, you write a blog on leadership but you have never led anyone or anything?" mockup

"So, you write a blog on leadership but you have never led anyone or anything?"

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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British savings accounts

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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'Here's MY information highway!'

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series." mockup

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

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'I have a homepage, therefore I am.' mockup

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw." mockup

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

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Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute mockup

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

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Wikipedia...

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Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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Voltaire

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"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?" mockup

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?" mockup

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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Justice

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"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?" mockup

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum." mockup

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

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The 11th Commandment

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US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

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Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number mockup

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

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Bishop with a crozier case.

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Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours. mockup

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password." mockup

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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Manspreading in Art

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'Probably just another correctional movement.'

'Probably just another correctional movement.' mockup

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

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'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.' mockup

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

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Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope mockup

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

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Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!' mockup

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

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Theoretical Sage Gifts Collection

Theoretical Sage Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for the data-driven, curious mind—ideal for the exacting theoretical sage who loves a good cup of inspiration.

Theoretical Sage Pillows

Add a touch of wit and wisdom to their decor with pillows that celebrate the love of thought and curiosity—perfect for any creative space.

Theoretical Sage Prints

Browse our collection of inspiring prints that capture the essence of deep thinkers. A wonderful way to decorate their workspace or lounge area.

Theoretical Sage T-Shirts

Find t-shirts designed for creative thinkers and intellectual adventurers alike. Our collection is great for showcasing the inquisitive spirit in style.