Theoretical Sage Mugs

"So, you write a blog on leadership but you have never led anyone or anything?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

British savings accounts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Here's MY information highway!'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Wikipedia...

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Justice

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

The 11th Commandment

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

Manspreading in Art

God finger

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Tariff Adjustment