Scientific Sage Mugs

How Scientists Work

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Wikipedia...

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

Computer whisperer.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'