Political Sage Gifts

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Benjamin Disraeli

Cuba

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

British savings accounts

The president's men

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"What was I thinking?!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

The Greek Trampoline

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

We Used to Build Things

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Justice

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Euro Bait

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"