Mirage Marveler Gifts

"You don't often see mirages like that."

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Money or your beard!"

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

The Star Gazer

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."