Moon Dreamer Gifts

Trying to Spot the Animal in the Moon.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

Questions

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

'How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

'I wouldn't mind going to the moon as long as I was back by tea time...'

'I have a solution about where to bury all this toxic waste. Let's send it to the moon.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Why would anyone want to go to the moon?

Help yourself to happiness!

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

"Of course it'll be made of cheese. Why else would they bring us to the moon?"

Astronauts playing badminton in space

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."

Crazy with Grief for RBG

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Head over Hooves

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"