Martian Dreamers Mugs

Highway signs in outer space.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Save Mars

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."