Space Settlers Gifts

Moonbillies.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Blue Origin

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Field Trip!

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Take me to your leader. . .

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Yoghurt man

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'I invest in emerging markets.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Repairing the UFO

Alien Painting Moon

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."