Space Settlers Prints

Moonbillies.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Blue Origin

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Field Trip!

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Take me to your leader. . .

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Yoghurt man

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'I invest in emerging markets.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Alien Painting Moon

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Repairing the UFO