Martian Mingler Gifts

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

The Icebreaker

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'A bathroom!!'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"Yes, it's that way."

Friendly Alien.

The Forgotten Men's Club