Martian Mingler Gifts

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'A bathroom!!'

The Icebreaker

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Friendly Alien.

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

"Yes, it's that way."

The Forgotten Men's Club

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."