Culinary Mingler Gifts

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Tasty bird.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Clandestine Cuisine

The Icebreaker

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"Gran makes everything from scratch."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Ear Bud Hijacking