Casual Mingler Gifts

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

The Reaper's Arms

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Wine at the Bar

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.