Casual Mingler Gifts

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Wine at the Bar

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!