Party Mingler Gifts

Man's name tag reads: None of your business.

"These are your friends the Erskines, sir. Madam kisses both of them. You kiss her and you shake his hand. Then you wink and say, 'Hey, how about those Yankees?' "

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Dancing in pyjamas

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

The devil you know and his plus one

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

The Streets - Night