Party Mingler Gifts

Man's name tag reads: None of your business.

"These are your friends the Erskines, sir. Madam kisses both of them. You kiss her and you shake his hand. Then you wink and say, 'Hey, how about those Yankees?' "

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Shaken not stirred

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

The devil you know and his plus one

Balancing two espresso martinis

Green Balloon

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Dancing in pyjamas

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Margarita

The Streets - Night