Social Minglers Gifts

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Malty tasking.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Next Round Indicator

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"You want your olive?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Your shout!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

Beer Lunch