Social Minglers Pillows

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Malty tasking.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Next Round Indicator

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Your shout!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"You want your olive?"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."