Virtual Mingler Pillows

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

For every two new Facebook friends I add, one old one unfriends me. Gee, that's too bad, Al. Actually, it's an improvement.

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"We have to stop Meetings like this."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Communication

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Computer Life

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

University Challenged

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

A man doing a reality check.

The Forgotten Men's Club

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'