Virtual Mingler Prints

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"We have to stop Meetings like this."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Communication

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Computer Life

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Icebreaker

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

A man doing a reality check.

The Forgotten Men's Club

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'