Modern Mingler Pillows

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

The Icebreaker

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Ear Bud Hijacking

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Social Networking in Heaven.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Conversation Pits

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"We have to stop Meetings like this."