Singles Mingler Pillows

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Ear Bud Hijacking

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'