
"Actually I'm here looking for Ms. Right!"
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"Actually I'm here looking for Ms. Right!"
Sexual Drought.
"Please bear with me. I'm only recently back on the singles scene."
Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.
"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."
Just married and Just Single and Happy.
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
"Yes, I'm alone."
"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."
Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'
"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."
"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."
"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
Speed Dating Disasters
"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."
"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"
'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'
"First of all, this conversation never happened."
"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."
'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'
Susie's single status had spread to her socks.
'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'
"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."
"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."
"Okay, I'm intrigued."
Boyfriend Shirt.
The Icebreaker
He's Tasty!
"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."
'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
"Cute... But way too young."
"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"
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