Single And Fabulous Pillows

Single and Offended

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Speed Dating Disasters

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

He's Tasty!

It was official. She was desperate.

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

Woman seeks male companion...

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Wanna watch a movie, Doll?"

"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

I knitted him for you..

The Bachelord

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

Paradise Singles Bar.