Single And Fabulous Pillows

Single and Offended

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Speed Dating Disasters

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

It was official. She was desperate.

He's Tasty!

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

Boyfriend Shirt.

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Wanna watch a movie, Doll?"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

Woman seeks male companion...

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

I knitted him for you..

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

The Bachelord

Paradise Singles Bar.