Single And Loving It Pillows

"The only thing that I like about my 'Ex' is, precisely, that he is my 'Ex'."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Do you know what girls want?"

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

Bachelor Cake

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

He's Tasty!

Augmented reality check

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Cute... But way too young."