Single And Happy Pillows

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Armchair Dancing

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

Augmented reality check

He's Tasty!

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Bachelor Cake

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Lucky!"

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Cute... But way too young."