Single And Loving It Gifts

"The only thing that I like about my 'Ex' is, precisely, that he is my 'Ex'."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"Do you know what girls want?"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

Augmented reality check

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

Bachelor Cake

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

He's Tasty!

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

"Cute... But way too young."