Single Woman Pillows

I knitted him for you..

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"You lack spontaniety."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"Do you know what girls want?"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

Children.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"