Single And Ready To Mingle Pillows

Dating Service: Take a phone number.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Bachelor Cake

He's Tasty!

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"Wanna watch a movie, Doll?"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

I knitted him for you..

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

Paradise Singles Bar.