Single And Searching Pillows

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

Single men in Tahiti

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

He's Tasty!

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

A princess looking for frogs

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Girl praying for love

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

Woman seeks male companion...

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

I knitted him for you..

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'