Single And Searching Pillows

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Single men in Tahiti

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

He's Tasty!

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

A princess looking for frogs

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Woman seeks male companion...

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

Girl praying for love

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

I knitted him for you..

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'