Angelic Mingler Gifts

Social Networking in Heaven.

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Angel playing music

Supply was out of harps.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Angelicus alcholicus.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Angel Romance

Spring Break!

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

Heavenly Suggestion Box

Golfers' Heaven

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"You need a vacation? To where?"

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

Social Climbing.

'Smoking or non?'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.