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Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

Learner Driver

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Field Trip!

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

First Contact

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"