Mars Adventurer T-Shirts

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Curiosity Killed the Cat

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

An early space launch attempt.

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Rocket and Witch Race

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Remote controlled car on a boat.