Martian Explorers T-Shirts

A return to Mars.

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Wiccapedia.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

I just knew this would be dull.

'A bathroom!!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Camp Wilderness.

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

The indigo children.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

Fairy Storey Car Park