Planetary Explorer Mugs

'If I could have just a moment of your time...on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your experience on our planet?'

The Ultimate Luggage Carousel.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Leap Year

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Sometimes astronomers look down...

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

METHANE BAR

Gustav Holst.

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation