Planetary Explorers Mugs

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Horror movies

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Boat wedding.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Field Trip!

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Take me to your leader. . .

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."