Martian Hunter T-Shirts

'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Sea Monster

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Water divining Mars

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'No you can't keep it!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'