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I do all of my banking online now.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Masquerade

"I think the milk's off!"

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'Somehow, Doris seems to recognize all these masked men.'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

Riddle behind the mask

"You may now fist pump the bride."

The Commandos go shopping

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

Masked Ball

Thank You for Wearing a Mask Santa

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts

Later, Don Diego de Vega would modify his mark to a simple letter Z.

"He's been more active in the bedroom since he put the dartboard up."