Masked Marvel Pillows

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Coronavirus

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'People soup again?'

Houdini's Dog.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Who was that masked man?'

The covid marshal strikes again...

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

"I just decided to rethink my position on masks."

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

"I'm sorry, I'm either in a meeting or away from my hat..."

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

"Now empty your other pocket!"

"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

Goal

Surplus

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

Three Covid Monkeys