Masked Marvel Pillows

Zorro repairs his trousers.

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Coronavirus

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'People soup again?'

Houdini's Dog.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Who was that masked man?'

The covid marshal strikes again...

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"I just decided to rethink my position on masks."

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

"I'm sorry, I'm either in a meeting or away from my hat..."

"Now empty your other pocket!"

Witch Doctor

Surplus

Goal

At least they can socially distance. When dutch elm disease came along our relatives were stuck together.

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!