Masking Marvel Pillows

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'People soup again?'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

The covid marshal strikes again...

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

Lion with hair straighteners.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Rex realizes he shouldn't have skipped so many 'Arm Days' at the gym.

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

What's the difference between teacher kindergarteners and college students?

"I just decided to rethink my position on masks."

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

Three Covid Monkeys

"You may now fist pump the bride."

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

Zorro repairs his trousers.

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

Vampires in a Pandemic

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"