Masked Comedian Pillows

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Can You Dance?

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

No Soliciting

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

'You said you wanted to experiment in bed.'

'That's stiff competition'

"I hope they keep wearing those masks. Then we wouldn't have to see those dopey faces they make when they talk to us."

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

Take Me Seriously