Mask Humorists Pillows

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."

Three-way mirror

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Circus trousers

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Perks of self-employment.

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

Beaches by a power station

'Well have a good trip and remember to send us a compostcard!'

"Why aren't you wearing a mask?"

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

Wrong mask

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"Adopting an Elvis wig and dusting off your old demob suit, isn't going to help dad!"

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

Easter 2021

Bunny in People Slippers.

The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.

"Could you make me look more like a swan billed platypus?"

Dinner at the Palace

Many Burps