Mask Humorists Gifts

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."

Three-way mirror

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Circus trousers

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Perks of self-employment.

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Adopting an Elvis wig and dusting off your old demob suit, isn't going to help dad!"

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

'Well have a good trip and remember to send us a compostcard!'

"Why aren't you wearing a mask?"

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

Beaches by a power station

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

Wrong mask

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

Dinner at the Palace

"Could you make me look more like a swan billed platypus?"

Bunny in People Slippers.

The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.

Many Burps