Mask Humorist Gifts

Many Burps

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"It's obviously an original."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Better Living Through Technology

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Three-way mirror

Circus trousers

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'