Mask Humorist Gifts

Many Burps

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"It's obviously an original."

Better Living Through Technology

Three-way mirror

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Circus trousers

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.