Mask-wearing Humorists Gifts

Easter 2021

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Gender Reveal

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

'Well have a good trip and remember to send us a compostcard!'

Beaches by a power station

"Young farmers are ALWAYS finding something to moan about, but 18 hours days in all conditions never did me any harm!"

Wrong mask

Je ne mask pas

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

Non handicapped parking only.

Dinner at the Palace

Bunny in People Slippers.

Priest disrobes, underneath his body is covered in tattoos.

The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.

Many Burps

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

Masked and maskless

Masks are mandatory

'Honey, can you put the cat out...!'