Masked Jokers Gifts

Dinner at the Palace

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Photobooth Photobomb

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Born Cynical,,,,

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Pinata Pranks

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries

Fall, in summary...

Turkey draws picture of a human.

"I grew it over Lockdown."

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'First things first. Before we nail a solution, we have to pin a little blame.'

Easter 2021

'Ha, ha -- Made you look!'

They put me on hold.

"I think I know where Blitzen went."

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."