Costume Crusader Gifts

David Bowie Superfan

Superheroes.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Brian wasn't so sure he had made the right choice of fancy dress...

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Face painting by numbers.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Ocean Plastic blues

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Abstract painter

"Too Marvel?"

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

The Rat Race

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'