Cosmetic Crusader Gifts

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Face painting by numbers.

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

It's a Dog's life

Covid Wrestling

The Family Joules: Part 15

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Food Pyramid

Mask Autumn

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Citizen Cane...

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'Good thing we're not litigious.'