Plastic Crusader Gifts

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Ocean Plastic blues

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Quit moving"

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"Not again!"