Colorful Crusader Mugs

Rainbow Skier

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

A Blanksy

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Darnit. Ruined another one."